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Things the common folk say that trigger you
Topic Started: Mar 14 2016, 07:29 AM (4,578 Views)
Ausar
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Finderskeepers
Jan 25 2017, 08:22 AM
"Birds are dinosaurs"-birds are no more dinosaurs than we are therapsids.
You're right-we are completely and utterly therapsids and birds are completely and utterly dinosaurs.
Edited by Ausar, Jan 25 2017, 09:04 AM.
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Carnotaur
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"Animal x is superior to animal y because it is more evolved".

"If an ant was the size of a human it would be able to lift a car".
Edited by Carnotaur, Jan 25 2017, 10:55 AM.
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LeopardNimr
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"dogs are stronger than any cat becuase they chase them"
"mom look it's a LEOPARD PRINTED cheetah!"
that jaguar looks so great! i wnat to make a coat! (stuipd ass 16 year old that refering to the tiger)
"ctas are sleepy and thier teeth and claws aren't sharp a dog has sharper claws and they are stronger
buetter clibers and more agile"
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Finderskeepers
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Oh yeah. It was discussed in the dino thread. Sorry.

"If all things evolve why is the missing link still here?" A religious person talking about amphibians.
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SETA222
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that jaguar looks so great! i wnat to make a coat! (stuipd ass 16 year old that refering to the tiger)

I feel like this was just a joke.
Some other annoying ones:
" elephant is common prey for the tiger ", " tiger could beat bull elephant 1v1"
" pitbull wins cuz lockjaw "
Edited by SETA222, Jan 25 2017, 03:53 PM.
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Soopairik
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Carnotaur
Jan 25 2017, 10:51 AM
"Animal x is superior to animal y because it is more evolved".

"If an ant was the size of a human it would be able to lift a car".
Lol not true. Ants are only so strong due to the square-cube problem, in which an animal becomes 4x as heavy when they become twice as heavy. So once they become as big as us, their skinny legs wouldn't be able to support their own body, and they'd collapse.
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Grazier
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The idea that logic needs a "source".
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When people mix up animals when the two are clearly different. For example I've lost count on the number of times I've seen of people on Reddit referring to Cape Buffaloes as water buffaloes.
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When people use "popularity" as a reason an animal should win against another in a fight.
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DinosaurFan95
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"If we evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?" Ignorant Creationists and people who have no clue how evolution works.

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Black Ice
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"How can I be racist when I have *insert race here* friends?"

The same way you can be a murderer with living friends.
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Soopairik
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When people use their race/gender to protect themselves.

Guy: (doing something clearly illegal)
Me: You should stop...
Guy: Why are you telling me to stop, is it b/c I'm black? You're racist!
Me: ...
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Thalassophoneus
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"The discussion is over! Stop trying to force your opinion on me!"
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zergthe
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My math teacher legitimately said this....
"A man cannot just sit around and talk without a sports game on the television! It just can't happen!"
So learn to...
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Black Ice
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Pretty sure he was joking.
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